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I've read this series before as a young adult and remember liking the books sooo yeah. The five novels here cover the entire Weetzie Bat series.
The main character, Weetzie Bat, (Bat is her last name) is such a fucking text book Mary Sue -- or a "pick me"? I don't really know what that means -- for all of the novels. I mean, read this:
"But on the first day of the semester, Dirk saw Weetzie in his art class. She was a skinny girl with a bleach-blonde flat-top. Under the pink Harlequin sunglasses, strawberry lipstick, earrings dangling charms, and sugar-frosted eye shadow she was really almost beautiful. Sometimes she wore Levi’s with white-suede fringe sewn down the legs and a feathered Indian headdress, sometimes old fifties’ taffeta dresses covered with poetry written in glitter, or dresses made of kids’ sheets printed with pink piglets or Disney characters.
“That’s a great outfit,” Dirk said. Weetzie was wearing her feathered headdress and her moccasins and a pink fringed mini dress.
“Thanks. I made it,” she said, snapping her strawberry bubble gum. “I’m into Indians,” she said. “They were here first and we treated them like shit.”"
oh my god could you imagine trying to do your art class activities while sitting next to the world's worst mary sue and her gigantic indian headdress? btw weetzie bat is white
And the entire plot about Weetzie having a baby with two gay men because her boyfriend didn't want a child (yes. i'm serious.) was so bonkers. From the book:
“It might not be his baby,” Dirk said. “But I’ll bet he likes it when he sees it, and we’ll all go to a doctor to make sure we can make the perfect healthy baby.”
Weetzie looked at Dirk’s chiseled features and Duck’s glossy, tan, surfer-dude face and she smiled. It would be a beautiful slinkster girl baby, or a hipster baby boy, and they would all love it more than any of their parents had ever loved them—more than any baby had ever been loved, Weetzie thought.
No, those two men aren't bisexual, they're gay. Why am I so certain? Because the fifth book revovles around the two of them dealing with their homosexuality and discovering that they are only are attracted to other men. Weetzie is a fucking narcissist and you can't tell me otherwise. Also, weren't the three of them still in high school when this amazing plan came into fruition?
Why the fuck does EVERYONE alienate Witch Baby (yeah that's her actual name - nowhere near the worst IMHO, that honor would have to go to "Secret Agent Lover Boy") and HOW OLD are the kids in the beginning of the second book? (Weetzie and her awful clique are now young adults in the timeline.) I'm guessing that the children are around... ten or twelve, maybe? But they could be younger (judging by their speech) or older (judging by their bratty teenage angst). Here's another example of great parenting from the second book:
No one at the cottage paid much attention to Witch Baby when she got back from Santa Cruz. They didn’t even mention how worried they had been when she had disappeared. Everyone was too busy working on My Secret Agent Lover Man’s new movie, Los Diablos, about the glowing blue radioactive ball.
Parents of the year, everyone. also there's a background character in the second book who is named 'granola' jysk
Third book - so Coyote (and everyone else, I guess, but the dude had a breakdown about like five trees being cut down or whatever) is all in tuned with nature and shit but then the children's stupid ass parents (that left three teenagers alone to film a shitty movie in South America or whatever)... sent them all leather backpacks. These books are unintentionally funny - or maybe intentionally, it does seem like the author pokes fun at the characters, making them sooo over the top that it's just laughable.
Another example of great parenting, from the fourth book and from Witch Baby's POV:
I am going to take a cab to the airport because everybody’s too busy to drive me. My dad is in the desert by himself meditating about the new movie. Weetzie has a yoga class that she hates to miss.
Honestly, Witch Baby is probably my favorite character because she spends so much time away from her stinky family. It sucks that the entire book revolved around her looking for her boring basic ass bitchy boyfriend. The rest of the characters are extremely snobby and full of themselves but at least Witch Baby has SOME humility. The fifth book was alright but I didn't make any notes about it because by then I was just DONE.
So by now, if you've made it this far, you're probably wondering why the series has a high rating despite my ire for the majority of the characters. Well, I do love Block's writing style a LOT. I adore how she describes the surroundings and envionments of the stories. The vast majority of the Weetzie Bat series takes place in Los Angeles and she describes the area with such an endearing whimsy that is just a joy to read.
I think this series is like a light, fluffy slime toy - it's cute and airy but with no substance. It's a fun read but if you're expecting a series with in depth character development then you won't find it here. In my opinion, if you accept these books as very outlandish fantasy YA novels and keep that in mind as you read, then I think you'll like them more.
Apparently there's going to be a Weetzie Bat movie with Anya Taylor-Joy as Weetzie (which is great casting because I think she'll pull off the look very well). I also found an article with the title stating that the author "didn't like what she's seen so far" and that the film leans into the Manic Pixie Dream Girl trope too much but for some reason the article won't load for me at the moment. Honey, you made Weetzie THE Manic Pixie Dream Girl, too late to go back now!